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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

What did Hermoine say when she found out she's pregnant?

Fetus Abortus!

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.