What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

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What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.