What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.