What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

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What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!