What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!