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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

What kind of ant can you colour with?

A crayant!

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Why was Noah such a compelling character?

He had a good ark.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!