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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!