What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!