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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What do you mean?

It's all denty

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!