What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!