What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Who's there! Aardvark! Aardvark who?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!