What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!