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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!