What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star Wars!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.