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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!