Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!