Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!