Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

Unhoppy!!

What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

End Jokes More End Jokes

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure?

Bearied.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.