Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Previous Random Joke Next
Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!