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Rainbow Jokes

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How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh?

You made m'laugh.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

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When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.