Rainbow Jokes

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How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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Sleep on the sofa.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

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When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

How can you avoid falling hair?

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How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.