Rainbow Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

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How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

How does a designer's laugh sound like?

Hue Hue Hue Hue

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Differ Jokes More Differ Jokes

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers