Rainbow Jokes

How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

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What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How do rainbows laugh?

Hue hue hue

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

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What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

How does a designer's laugh sound like?

Hue Hue Hue Hue

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops