The latter represents people that win.
Because it was drunk.
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
Poll tree!
Because they are really good at it
An elephant with hiccups!
A duck.... with hiccups.
A Paralegal.
Their odds of winning are the same
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Sore arms.
Because everyone always left them hanging!
The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
An astronaut.
Neapolitan.