Confederate Jokes

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

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Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why do black people never dream?

Cause the last black person who dreamed, got shot.

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

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Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!