Black Person Jokes

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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What does a black person get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

What do you call a black person in space?

An astronaut.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.

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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with.

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.