Black Person Jokes

What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!

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What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

Neapolitan.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What does a black person get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

What do you call a black person in space?

An astronaut.

Why was the black person sad?

Police Brutality

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

What's the worst present you could give a black person?

Cotton Scented Hand Lotion

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Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

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