Black Person Jokes

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does a black person get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

What do you call a black person in space?

An astronaut.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

E Jokes More E Jokes

What do you call an online relationship?

E-bae...

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas