Black Person Jokes

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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What does a black person get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What's long and hard On a black person?

First grade

What do you call a black person in space?

An astronaut.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of 4.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Nigeria Jokes More Nigeria Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.