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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

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What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...