Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.