Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.