What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings