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Fifth Jokes

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.