Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

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They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

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They exchange cell numbers.

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What do you call a homeless pigeon?

A pigeon.