Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What do you call a short physic that has escaped from jail?

A small medium at large

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What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

What do you call a homeless pigeon?

A pigeon.