Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Coo Jokes More Coo Jokes

What did the chill pigeon say?

Coo. coo.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Pigeon Jokes More Pigeon Jokes

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"