Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono