Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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Why did Constantinople fall?

Itstumbled.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it