Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.