It staged a coup
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Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.
An auction
Because he was too close to The Edge.
Yakmanninov
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
To get to the other aside!
Tabby or not tabby!
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For staging a coo
It was juts a stage he was going through.
Penny Bruce
There was a lot of ham in him.
The wheels. They are always tired.
Meals on wheels
He looked a little blue
Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!
One of them has papers.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Be careful with whom you chose
WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.
Drummers.
Rattata
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
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Parole.
Nice belt.
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