What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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