What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

What's the ugliest tree in the world?

Yew

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When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle