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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back