What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!