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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?

Every man for himself.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!