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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast