Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What do you call a man with 6,022 x 1023 dollars?

A Moleionaire

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!