Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

Why didn't the hippie save the drowning swimmer?

He was too far out man

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

An lette