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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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Because he was good at pulling weed

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When the judge threw the book at him.

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Throw me a frickin bone here.

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Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.