Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus