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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...