Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions?

A crime fighter.

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call a blonde sky diving team?

A new version of the lawn dart's game.

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.