Because 7 8 9.
Because 7 8 9!
A baby in the oven.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
Because, 7 8 9...
At least Pluto exists
The sun exists.
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."