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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.