What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!