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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.