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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close