What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise