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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.