What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!