What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

What do you call a red-headed baker?

A Ginger-bread man

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.