What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo....

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.