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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.