What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

Pluto Jokes More Pluto Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

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Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.