What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.