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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

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Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Pluto Jokes More Pluto Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Palestine Jokes More Palestine Jokes

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists