Because 7 8 9.
Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI
Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)