Because 7 8 9!
They literally can't even.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Looks like rein dear
I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."