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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.