Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

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Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."