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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

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Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes More Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms