How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

Gt simplistic 10 letters

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

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What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.