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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

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What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes More Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.