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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms