Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject?

It's just average.