Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject?

It's just average.

What's the most racist math discipline?

Statistics.