Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

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Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

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Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.