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Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

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Where does a beaver priest live?

In a God Dam House!

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

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Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

Because of the tally-ban

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!