Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the people say about the eccentric poo?

It was a little nutty.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

Statistic Jokes More Statistic Jokes

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

Because of the tally-ban

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.