Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
None, they prefer to live in the dark.
Cold ones!
They understand coralations!
Because of the tally-ban