Statistic Jokes

Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

What's the most racist math discipline?

Statistics.

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

Why is statistics never anyone's favorite subject?

It's just average.

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!