Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
He just needed some space.
Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.
Coach
They're all girls on fire.
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
DU-WHY!
They'll get chapped lips!
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
9 months.
A clip joint.
CuNO3!
