Differ Jokes

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!

Arc Jokes More Arc Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.