Differ Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

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Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Shoot Range Jokes More Shoot Range Jokes

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

Acknowledge Jokes More Acknowledge Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What do you call a high-priced barber shop?

A clip joint.

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

Maid Jokes More Maid Jokes

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows