I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
The latter represents people that win.
It's not my fault I'm blind.
An ampu-tee.
Because his knee grows.
Because he had a membership.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"
He took a forrest dump.
Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.
You invite two of them.
Booze.
The prices were gastronomical...
Because the prices are so steep
9 mouths
Flush the toilet.
A girl has no name.
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!