Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
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About thirty thousand dollars a year.
I don't have a corvette in my garage.
They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.
One knows the stops the other stops the nose.
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.
The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.
Ceasefire
Because they won't fall for the same trick twice
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
Their ankles!
Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"
A hamburglar!
He was an excellent conductor
Because she had an interest in the principal.
To get brighter!
Both were shot in Vegas
He shot it.
