Shoot Range Jokes

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

American College Jokes More American College Jokes