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Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

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What's up dawg?

Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.