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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.