What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face.

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A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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Chicken Caesar salad.