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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees.

Leper Hockey Game Jokes More Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs