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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.