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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.