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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!