Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!