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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches