Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special Olympics?

It wasn't going over too well.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.