Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.