Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!