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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Where is the 'L' in Christmas?

There is noel

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Who survives?

America.

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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.