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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.