What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.