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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.