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What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.