What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.