What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field