What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field

Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field