What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money