What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver