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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Earn Jokes More Earn Jokes

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field