Government Bond Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

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What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field

Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*