Government Bond Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Poop.

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Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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He thought the bond was ironic.

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