Government Bond Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What does a radical, Democrat and Republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Bond Mature Jokes More Bond Mature Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

Earn Jokes More Earn Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money