Government Bond Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why did the scarecrow earn a promotion?

Because it was outstanding in its field

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

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How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!