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Government Bond Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

Bond Mature Jokes More Bond Mature Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

Earn Jokes More Earn Jokes

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.