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Bond Mature Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Who's there! Bond! Bond who?

Bond to succeed!

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

Earn Jokes More Earn Jokes

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field