Bond Mature Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Guitar Player Jokes More Guitar Player Jokes

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.