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Bond Mature Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself...

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it.

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

Guitar Player Jokes More Guitar Player Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.