Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.