Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.