Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.