Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.