Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.