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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.