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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.