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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

Michonne-ary

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.