Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

Who's at fault?

The man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3

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Whats a printer's favorite sandwich?

A paper jam sandwhich

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.