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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Bond Mature Jokes More Bond Mature Jokes

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*