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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Bond Mature Jokes More Bond Mature Jokes

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.