What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.