Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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I don't have an alcohol collection.

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Russel.

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Yoghurt has a culture.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.