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What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute