Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

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What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.