Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

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What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout?

Sorbet

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What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.