Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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What's an old woman taste like?

Depends...

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...