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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

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Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.