Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!