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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

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What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue