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Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...