Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
Little Caesars (say it out loud)
His verdict.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs.... YOUR MOM.
Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them
Tide
She was told to do an essay in school.
Because she had an interest in the principal.
Athena reindeer landing on your roof!
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
With a pumpkin patch!
Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
BBQ sauce
Anti amine's
Life outside of prison.
