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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

School Jokes More School Jokes

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof