Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
A tattoo with dad
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)
Cross-Country Running
His mom was in a jam.
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
It's hard to see.
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
Because it is sticky.
Exactly the same.
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
Force of habit.
Deus Ex Macarena
Life outside of prison.
