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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.