Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant?

Little Cesar's

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof