Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
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Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
With a victim cleaner.
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
The multiplication table.
A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.
None, its a hardware issue.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
A paradux
I ain't no snitch.
