Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History
At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Ewoks
Because women have no rights.
Nothing... They've never met
By swimming in their debt.
You exercise it.
The second (right to bare arms)
They don't have the right to bare arms
