Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.