Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.