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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.