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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.