In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
Pilgrims.
Row v. Wade
Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.
The elf-abet.
Denim Denim Denim
Shorts!
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Pair o' Dice Lost
Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.
Just in case you get a hole in one.
In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.
Parfour Sorry
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
