Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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Pull down his pants.

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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In case he gets a hole-in-one

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.