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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout