Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

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Because they don't C#.

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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They were too constricting.

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Boo jeans.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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With a pair of Caesars...

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Driving

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.