Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.