Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!