I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.
Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
Because they are planted in the spring!
They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
A Watermelon...
Because they cantaloupe..
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
Melon D'OH
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
A melon
Plant it in the spring.
Because they cantaloupe!
I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.
New Jersey had first choice.
Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever
The rest of them will write Perl
To boldly split infinitives!
Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.
A DOH-berman!
T They're just trying to raise a family.
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
The cream
You can make soldiers out of toast!
Fine brothers
To remind them why there's no money in it
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
He wanted to see that booty bounce.
