Watermelon Jokes

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

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