When's the best time of day to start a diet?

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait