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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

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When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"