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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!