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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

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When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

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Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!