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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

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What do you call a starting indie dev?

No Game No Life

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"