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What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

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What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.