What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.