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What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

400 Jokes More 400 Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!