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What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes?

Bike-curious

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!