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What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once

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What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

99 Jokes More 99 Jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.