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Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Bernd-wagoners!
A centipede with a wooden leg!
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
They're not infallible
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
A receding hare line.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.
None
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
Because they're not Z's!
Their phones would get wet.
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
He sat in his own pew.
None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
