A centipede with a wooden leg!
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
They're not infallible
A receding hare line.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
A Clock-18
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
My phone number, call me please!
He took too long to put his boots on!
Rhinos R Us
R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!
I am very pleased with my score of 79.
My zipper.
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Because Y so serious
