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Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Bernd-wagoners!
A centipede with a wooden leg!
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
They're not infallible
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
A receding hare line.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"
The url.
None
He took too long to put his boots on!
Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.
A toe-mat-o.
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it
Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
You don't talk about fight club.
Me stops jumping: You would have said no
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Semtex.
The drummer.
