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Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Bernd-wagoners!
A centipede with a wooden leg!
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
They're not infallible
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
A receding hare line.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.
A giraffe with a sore throat.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Bison
GINGER.
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
That sinking feeling...
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
Because it's harder to pick up.
Because they'll Pikachu
Cuz it has another 1
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
My phone number, call me please!
