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A centipede with a wooden leg!
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
They're not infallible
A receding hare line.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Gorillas in the mist
Throw in your laundry!
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
Russel
A meowntain.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.
Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck.
I poop with both hands.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
The G
Automobile.
Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.
I don't know, I'm no scientist
