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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster....

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.