What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!