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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

What do you call a rare Egyptian King?

King Nottocommon

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.