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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.