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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!