What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.