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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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Who's there! Cargo! Cargo who?

Cargo better if you fill it with gas first!

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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What is an autobiography?

The life story of an automobile.

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.