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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Engagement Ring Jokes More Engagement Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.