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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Engagement Ring Jokes More Engagement Ring Jokes

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!