Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Engagement Ring Jokes More Engagement Ring Jokes

Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What do you call a high-priced barber shop?

A clip joint.

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!