What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?

A harenet.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

100 Mph Jokes More 100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!