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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

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Where does a fish keep his life savings?

In a riverbank

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.