What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

100 Mph Jokes More 100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!