What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

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What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

100 Mph Jokes More 100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!