What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

Previous Random Joke Next
Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

River Jokes More River Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

100 Mph Jokes More 100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!