What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

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How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!