What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?

A harenet.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!