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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

White water rafting.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.